Egypt Jokes

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named ""Amal."" The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ""Juan."" Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ""But they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.""

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds. ""No, not worth it!"" ""OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"" ""No, not worth it!"" ""OK, 20?"" ""No, not worth it!"" ""How about 10?"" ""No, not worth it!"" ""Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"" ""Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it.""

A child in class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a picture in which Mary and the baby sat on a recognisably donkeyish steed, led by Joseph. on the ground nearby lay a black blob. ""What is that?"" asked the teacher. ""The flea,"" answered the artist. ""What flea, dear?"" asked the puzzled teacher. ""The one the Angel told Joseph to take."" Eventually, puzzled but not liking to challenge an imaginative child, the teacher checked out her Bible. And there it was : Matthew…

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ""Amal."" The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ""Juan."" Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ""They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.""

Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!

Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. ""Well mum our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. ""When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the Israelites."" ""Now Johnny is that really what your teacher t…

The tale of twins A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

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The CIA, The Mossad and The KGB. A mummy was found in Egypt, and to determine its age and whatnot, three best forensic teams of the world decided to start a competition. The CIA went first. They studied the mummy for a year, and then came up with a result: the person lived around 1000 years BC, plus or minus 200 years. The Mossad goes next. They study the mummy for a month, and conclude: it was a pharaoh who ruled 1000 years BC, give or take 100 years. The KGB team goes next. They hold the m…

My mate John just got back from a holiday in Egypt... He said he had a great time riding camels. His was a female camel. I asked him how he knew his was a female. He replied. 'I overheard the guy behind me say.' "Look at the cunt on that."

A woman gets accidentally pregnant as a teenager and ends up giving birth to twin boys... Unfortunately, she is forced to give them up for adoption since she doesn't have the resources to support them, and the father wants nothing to do with them since he is a teenager himself. In the hope that she will get to see them some day, she leaves her personal information with the adoption agency just in case the boys want to meet their biological mother in the future. One of the boys gets adopted by a…

In Egypt they started throwing gay people in the river, an Egyptian friend of mine swears he isn't gay. But he's still in the Nile.

Twins. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

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Two twins were separated at birth One of them lived in Cuba, and was named Juan. The other lived in Egypt, and was named Jamal. 10 years after their birth, their birth mother was sent a picture of one of the twins. "I wish I could see the other one," she said. The adoption mother then said, " If you've seen juan, you've seen jamal."

Did you hear the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

A man and his wife are touring Egypt. While looking at the pyramids, a local merchant calls them over. He offers the man 100 camels in exchange for his wife. The man takes a few minutes, but ultimately refuses the offer and the two go on their way. A bit later the man's wife asks him, "What took you so long to say no?". The man replies, "I was trying to think of a way to bring 100 camels back home!"

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, yo…

The CIA, The Mossad and The KGB A mummy was found in Egypt, and to learn more about it, the three best forensic teams of the world decided to start a competition. The CIA went first. They studied the mummy for a year, and then came up with a result: the person lived around 1000 years BC, plus or minus 200 years. The Mossad goes next. They study the mummy for a month, and conclude: it was a pharaoh who ruled 1000 years BC, give or take 100 years. The KGB team goes next. They hold the mum…

A few years ago I was studying abroad... ...in Egypt. I was attending a beautiful university in the capital city, having a wonderful time. One day I had a pretty important test to take, and I stayed up way too late cramming for it. I slept terribly and woke up with a crick in my neck and pain all throughout my back and shoulders. During the test I kept stretching and shifting, trying to get comfortable. The professor overseeing the test noticed and came toward me. I was afraid he might thin…

Why are the pyramids in Egypt? Because they are too big to transport to British museums

Why are the great pyramids in Egypt? The British couldn't fit them on their ships.

A woman has twin boys and gives them up for adoption. The first goes to a family in Egypt, which names him Ahmal. The second goes to a family in Spain, which names him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Excited at receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."