Tom Jones Syndrome Jokes

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My Doctor just diagnosed me with Tom Jones Syndrome... ""Is it common?"" I said. ""Well..."" He replied ""It's not unusual""

I was diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome yesterday. I asked the doctor if it was a rare condition. ""It's not unusual"".

A guy goes to see his doctor... He says to his doctor: >Man: ""Doctor, I can't get that song ""She's a Lady"" out of my head... I keep singing it over and over, but it just won't go away...."" >Doctor: ""Hmmm.... sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."" >Man: ""Oh no.... Is it serious?"" >Doctor: ""Well, it's not unusual.""

Might have been Dr. Spaceman. A woman walks into the doctor's and says, ""Doctor I can't stop singing these two songs, is there anything wrong with me?"" The doctor says, ""What songs are they?"" ""'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass Of Home,'"" the woman says. The doctor says, ""You have the Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is that rare?"" asks the woman. The doctor replies, ""It's Not Unusual!""

""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" ""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" The doctor says, ""It's Not Unusual.""

Tom Jones Syndrome A woman goes to a doctor's office to get results back from a test she took a few weeks ago. The doctor sits her down and tells her "You have TJS, Tom Jones Syndrome." The woman, scared, asks "Is it rare?" and the doctor replies "It's not unusual"

"Tom Jones Syndrome" A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally, the Doc arrives. "Hello Jim what seems to be the problem today?" Jim replies "Doc, you've gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones!" The Doc says "oh yes, that is 'Tom Jones Syndrome'" "Is it common?" Jim asks "Well it's not unusual" First post.

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A guy goes to see his doctor... He says to his doctor: >Man: "Doctor, I can't get that song "She's a Lady" out of my head... I keep singing it over and over, but it just won't go away...." >Doctor: "Hmmm.... sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome." >Man: "Oh no.... Is it serious?" >Doctor: "Well, it's not unusual."

A guy goes to see his doctor... He says, "Doctor, I can't stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home." The Doctor says, "Hmmm, it sounds to me like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome." "Tom Jones Syndrome, is that common?" "It's not unusual."

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