[Bit Long] So, there's a man walking through the Sahara... ...and finds an empty, dirty bottle. He's fairly poor, and is travelling to the nearest city to trade. He figures the bottle has some value, maybe a tourist will buy it, and examines it. He takes a good look at it, and rubs it. Suddenly, a genie appears! He tells the traveler that he will grant him two, and only two, wishes. The traveler is running low on supplies, and hasn't seen his family in months; maybe years. He wishes to be brough…