Queen Cleopatra Jokes

An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar... An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar was offered a large skull by a street-trader. "Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra, effendi," said the Egyptian, "only one hundred English pounds." "No, thank you," said the Englishman. "It’s far too expensive." "How ‘bout dis one, effendi?" said the street-trader, producing a small skull. "Whose skull is that?" "Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra when she was little girl!"

Julius Caesar: I’m here to see Queen Cleopatra. Guard: I’m sorry sir. She’s in bed with laryngitis. Caesar: What? Who’s that son of a bitch? I’ll have him executed!