A man goes to Egypt. A man takes a trip to Egypt and wants to rent a car. He goes to the dealer and asks them what cars they have. The dealer says ""Oh, we ran out of cars, but we do have camels."" ""A camel?"" the man asks. ""Why would I take a camel?"" ""Well,"" the car renter explains ""they're as fast as a car, cheaper to maintain, and they're trained very well. You just say 'Woah' to make it move forward and 'Aishee' to make it stop."" ""Alright, I'll try a camel."" The man is riding the ca…