A man goes to Egypt. A man takes a trip to Egypt and wants to rent a car. He goes to the dealer and asks them what cars they have. The dealer says ""Oh, we ran out of cars, but we do have camels."" ""A camel?"" the man asks. ""Why would I take a camel?"" ""Well,"" the car renter explains ""they're as fast as a car, cheaper to maintain, and they're trained very well. You just say 'Woah' to make it move forward and 'Aishee' to make it stop."" ""Alright, I'll try a camel."" The man is riding the camel and he wants to see how fast it goes. He keeps shouting ""Woah, woah, woah!"" Eventually the camel is going faster than the man can handle and then he notices that the ground in front of him is turning into a cliff. The camel is going and the man is trying desperately to remember the word to make it stop. ""Ayaaa, Ashaaa, Allie!"" He shouts to the camel. ""Oh wait, Aishee!"" The camel stops, with its toes barely on the cliff, just in time. The man looks over the camel, down the cliff and in relief, he rubs the sweat from his brow and says ""Woah.""