So An american is visiting Egypt.. (egyptian joke translated) So he stops a taxi and rides with an Egyptian driver, after a small talk the egyptian driver wants to brag a little so when they pass by a big hotel he says, ""you see of that Building Egypt is much beautiful"", the american response that he have been to a lot of countries and that building is nothing new to him, "" oh but we only need 6 years of time to build it"", the american respondes ""well, we built the empire state tower in only 4 years"", the guy is pissed, when they pass by cairo tower he says ""oh you see that we only need 2 years of time building it"", the american says the ""British built the big ben tower in only 1 year"", now the driver is really pissed, so they pass by the pyramids and with a sneaky smile he says "" oh my god, you see of that!, I here two days ago and see no big triangles"".