Eiffel Tower Jokes

*stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset* Sara? *Gets down on one knee* *audible gasp* "Yes?" Help my knee is made of magnets

The US President, French President, and Brazilian President are in an airplane... The French president sticks is arm out of a window in the airplane and says, ""We're flying over France."" The other two presidents ask him how he knows this. He responds with, ""I just touched the Eiffel Tower."" A little while later, the US president sticks his arm out of the window and says, ""We're flying over the United States."" The other two presidents ask him how he knows this. He responds with, ""I just to…

An American, a French, and a Mexican are on a plane The American places his hand outside of the plane and exclaims,""We are in America!"". The others, confused, ask him how he knows this. ""I felt the Statue of Liberty."", he replies. Later, the French yells,"" We are in France!"". The American and the Mexican, perplexed, ask him how he knows. ""I touched the Eiffel Tower."" A while later, the Mexican says,""We are in Mexico"", a little annoyed. The others ask him what he felt. ""Nothing, but th…

A man from Egypt, a man from Paris and a man from Liverpool are all on a hot air balloon ride The man from Egypt says ""we're in Egypt! I can see the beautiful pyramids"". A while later the man from Paris says ""we're in Paris! I can see the Eiffel Tower from here"". Next, the man from Liverpool spoke. He said ""we're in Liverpool! I can see someone stealing my car!"".

The president of France, USA and Brazil are in a plane The french president puts his arm out of the window and say, ""We are in France!"". ""How do you know?"" the others president asked. ""I just touched the Eiffel tower!"".   So a little time later the president of the United States puts his hand out of the window and say ""Well, i can confirm that we are in America!"". ""How?"" the others asked. ""I just touched the statue of liberty!"".   Some hours later the president of B…

An American in Paris An American is visiting Paris for the first time. He booked a guided tour of the city, and is rather eager to discover the monuments. They start the tour, and arrive in front of the Eiffel Tower. ""What is This ?"" said the tourist. ""This is the Tour Eiffel, it took two years to build, from 1887 to 1889"" said the guide. ""Ha ! In my country, in the USA, we can build this in few weeks !"" They arrive in front of Notre Dame de Paris cathedral. ""What is this ?"" shouted the …

Three guys are on a plane An American, a French and a Mexican are on a plane when suddenly the pilot speaks through the intercom. ""I have some bad news. We've lost all communication and navigation systems. We can't land so you're going to have to skydive out of this plane."" The three guys start freaking out. ""How are we gonna know when to jump?!"" said the American guy. Then the French guy then sees the Eiffel Tower through the window. ""Well guys, this is my stop"" and he jumps out. Minutes …

A german teenager plans a trip to Paris. One day, before the trip, he visits his grandfather, where he mentions his plan. ""Ach, Paris!"" - he replies - ""I've been there once! Wonderful city!"" ""Really? Can you tell me some good places to visit?"" ""Sure I can! There is a small street, more like an alley, right next to the Eiffel Tower. There is this amazing restaurant! The best french dishes are served there. And the best part: it's free for germans!"" ""I never thought that! I must check it …

A Priest and Uluru joke/riddle I know that this will be long, but its totally worth it. So, their is this traveler, by the name of John, who loves travelling around the world. He has been to 153 countries and seen what their is to see (Eiffel tower, Statue of Liberty, Taj Mahal, Great wall of China etc.) He has previously been to Australia before, but didn't see Uluru (he was only their for three days) So, he decided to go from New York-Sydney-Alice Springs-Uluru. He went by QANTAS, you need to …

Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.

Your mum's so fat she uses Yosemite National Park as a back-scratcher, the Eiffel Tower as an ear pick and water slides as straws.

I met a man from India and he gave me this one A Frenchman, an American and an Indian are on a plane. The Frenchman says to the stewardess "I can tell what city we are flying over just by sticking my hand out the window!" Of course she doesn't believe him so he say here, watch, and he sticks his hand out the window and proudly tells everyone "We are flying over Paris" Amused the stewardess asks "how could you know that?", well says the Frenchman "I just touched the Eiffel tower" Not wanting t…

3 Presidents are in a Plane So three presidents are in a plane, an American one, a French one, and a Mexican one. As they were flying, the American president stuck his hand out (one of those windowless planes), and said "hey, were in America!" The French president asks how did he know they were in America, and the American president says, "because when I stuck my hand out, I felt the top of the empire state building." A short while later, the French president sticks his hand out and say "Hey, w…

A french guy, an italian guy and an amarican on a plane..... Among others, there are three guys on a plane. One is french, the other is italian and the third one is american. The american says: "I bet I can guess where we are without looking outside, just by extend my arm out of the window". The other two go "Well, lets see". So he puts his arm outside the window and sais "we just passed New York". "How do you know?" "Because I touched the Liberty Statue". The French guy says "I can do this t…

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common? They're both Paris sites.

I tried to climb the Eiffel tower once But eiffel :/

Why Eiffel Tower is so high? So the white flag can be visible from Berlin.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high? So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway, “See I am not injured yet!”