Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

A man from Egypt, a man from Paris and a man from Liverpool are all on a hot air balloon ride The man from Egypt says ""we're in Egypt! I can see the beautiful pyramids"". A while later the man from Paris says ""we're in Paris! I can see the Eiffel Tower from here"". Next, the man from Liverpool spoke. He said ""we're in Liverpool! I can see someone stealing my car!"".

An American in Paris An American is visiting Paris for the first time. He booked a guided tour of the city, and is rather eager to discover the monuments. They start the tour, and arrive in front of the Eiffel Tower. ""What is This ?"" said the tourist. ""This is the Tour Eiffel, it took two years to build, from 1887 to 1889"" said the guide. ""Ha ! In my country, in the USA, we can build this in few weeks !"" They arrive in front of Notre Dame de Paris cathedral. ""What is this ?"" shouted the …

A german teenager plans a trip to Paris. One day, before the trip, he visits his grandfather, where he mentions his plan. ""Ach, Paris!"" - he replies - ""I've been there once! Wonderful city!"" ""Really? Can you tell me some good places to visit?"" ""Sure I can! There is a small street, more like an alley, right next to the Eiffel Tower. There is this amazing restaurant! The best french dishes are served there. And the best part: it's free for germans!"" ""I never thought that! I must check it …