An American in Paris An American is visiting Paris for the first time. He booked a guided tour of the city, and is rather eager to discover the monuments. They start the tour, and arrive in front of the Eiffel Tower. ""What is This ?"" said the tourist. ""This is the Tour Eiffel, it took two years to build, from 1887 to 1889"" said the guide. ""Ha ! In my country, in the USA, we can build this in few weeks !"" They arrive in front of Notre Dame de Paris cathedral. ""What is this ?"" shouted the …