Taj Mahal Jokes

Beyonce's birthday list: 1) The (former) planet Pluto 2) Maybach factory 3) The Taj Mahal 4) Lost city of Atlantis 5) Facebook

After seeing a picture on Reddit of the garbage near the Taj Mahal, I thought to myself ""Wow can there BE a bigger shithole?"" Then I saw the comments section

Three sand-castle makers... ...were drinking out at the beach, boasting about their creations. The first one said, ""I once built a replica of the Taj Mahal on this very beach. Took me a week to finish it. My greatest masterpiece yet."" The second one chimed in, ""That's nothing. I once built a replica of the Palace of Versailles on this beach, and it only took me three days."" When the third one did not say anything, the first guy said, ""Well, it looks like our friend here does not have any of…

An architect, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing... An architect, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing about who's dog is the smartest. The architect says ""my dog is the smartest and I'll prove it"". He yells, come here ""Blueprint"" and in trots his dog named blueprint. He takes a box of dog biscuits, pours them on the floor and says ""ok blueprint, go"". Well the dog takes the biscuits in his mouth one by one arranges them on top of each other, moves them about with his nose and creates an exact …

A Priest and Uluru joke/riddle I know that this will be long, but its totally worth it. So, their is this traveler, by the name of John, who loves travelling around the world. He has been to 153 countries and seen what their is to see (Eiffel tower, Statue of Liberty, Taj Mahal, Great wall of China etc.) He has previously been to Australia before, but didn't see Uluru (he was only their for three days) So, he decided to go from New York-Sydney-Alice Springs-Uluru. He went by QANTAS, you need to …

Did you hear about the blind engineer ? Who built the taj mahal

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal? Because they're going via Agra!