Engineers How do you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at *your* shoes while they talk to you.

One More For All The Philosophy Majors Out There The Physics major asks: How does it work? The Engineering major asks: How do you build it? The Accounting major asks: How much will it cost? The Philosophy major asks: Do you want fries with that?

What Engineer Designed The Human Body? Four engineers are arguing over who designed the human body. The mechanical engineer points to the ways the bones, the muscles, and the tendons are joined together and move so smoothly and efficiently, and claims it must have been a mechanical engineer. The electrical engineer diagrams the central and peripheral nervous systems and maintains that it would take an electrical engineer. The hydraulic engineer insists that only a hydraulic engineer could be…

They say there's no opinions in science But I've seen people get real heated over thermochemistry And they really melt down when you bring up nuclear engineering Have you seen how twisted people get when it comes to DNA? Cartography is the worst, people are just all over the map You should see how hormonal people get about endocrinology You can really feel the pressure in the room when someone brings up hydraulics.