Barack Obama Jokes

Barack Obama the Pope

Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house. After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?" Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.

Why does Barack Obama eat bananas?,"Because they are popular, inexpensive and a good source of potassium.

What did the skinny Cuban say to the fat American?,"Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing! Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country to make America more like the rest of the world...

Why does Barack Obama eat bananas? Because they are popular, inexpensive, and a good source of potassium.

Did you here about the two faces being added to MT. Rushmore? Barack Obama!

Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The Country!

What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !

What did the homeless man say to Barack Obama? "Can I have some 'change'?"

What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common? They're both trying to screw everybody.

What's the difference between Barack Obama and a mark on a gift? One's a President and the other's a pressie dent. i'll see myself out.

What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black

What's the difference between Barack Obama and Cecil the lion? Ones an African lion, the other's a lyin' African.

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What did the skinny Cuban say to the fat American? Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing! Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world...

What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House? Pardon me.

What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me

The 2008 US presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican nor the Democrat candidate had enough votes to win. There was talk about ballot recounts and court challenges, but finally both parties decided on a week-long ice-fishing competition, at the end of which whoever caught the most fish would be declared President. The contest was to take place on a frozen lake in North Minnesota. There were to be no observers present and both John McCain and Barack Obama were to go out …

What do a homeless guy and Barack Obama have in common? Both are begging for change. A lot of voters mistrust Barack Obama because they say he's not a real American. You can see what they mean – after all, he's slim. OLD AGE

John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama all died and went to Heaven. God looked down from his throne and asked McCain: "Do you think you deserve to be in Heaven?" McCain took a breath and replied: "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looked down and told McCain: "You can sit to my left side." McCain took his seat, and then God asked the same question to Hillary Clinton: "Do you think you deserve to be in Heaven?" Hillary thou…

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said: "Let's talk. I've heard that journeys seem shorter if you strike up a conversation with the person next to you." The little girl said: "Okay. What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said Obama. "What about the changes I should make to America?" "Yeah, that would be an interesting topic," she agreed. "But first let me ask you a question. A horse, a cow and a deer all ea…

What's black and white and red and has trouble getting through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head. BARACK OBAMA

Barack Obama flew to London to meet Gordon Brown. Halfway through the motorcade along the streets of the English capital, Obama leaned over to Brown and whispered: "I desperately need a pee." "No problem," said Brown who immediately relayed instructions in the driver's ear. Seconds later, the car drew to a halt outside an impressive building and Brown led Obama inside. The interior of the building featured a huge marble hall with an ornate fountain and beautiful tapestries hanging on the walls. …