Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.

#presidentfacts Barack Obama is the first president in nearly 80 years to choose a water type as his starting Pokemon

Honestly, I'm just amazed he managed to pull it off. When he first ran for president, nobody thought he could do it. When he started gaining in the polls, we all ""knew"" how it would end. But he showed us we were all wrong. Congratulations to Barack Obama going eight years without being shot.

In honor of Throwback Thursday, here's a joke from 2008. What will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes president? She will file for divorce. And what will happen if Barack Obama becomes president? He'll have the White House repainted.