While tending the hand wound of an old Texas rancher, a doctor struck up conversation with him and pretty soon the topic turned to Sarah Palin and her bid to become Vice-President of the United States. The old rancher said: "Palin is what I call a post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. The rancher said: "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The doctor still failed to see the connection with Mrs Palin, so the rancher explained: "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there in the first place!" Sarah Palin admitted she's smoked marijuana, but she didn't enjoy the experience. Isn't that amazing? Around a hundred million Americans have smoked marijuana, but the only ones who don't seem to like it are the ones who are running for office. Jay Leno The governor of Alaska is so dumb she thinks the capital of China is Chinatown and that soy milk is Spanish for 'I am milk.' Wyatt Cenac