"Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to" - The President of the United States

*Invents silent snack packages. *Becomes president of the United States.

Its official. Donald trump is the 45th greatest president of the united states.

One day bush went jogging... One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, ""Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."" The first boy said, ""Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"" ""I'll personally …