Indonesia Jokes

The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia

Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell

Bill Clinton is so getting laid tonight. Hillary is in Indonesia.

50 Shades of Grey banned by Indonesia. ""We cannot condone this depravity,"" said Muhammad Adul, accompanied by his 9-year-old wife.

The taxi driver A British and a United States Architects arrived at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport in Jakarta Indonesia for a Building Convention. They knew each other, arrived at about the same time, planned to stay at the same hotel, and they have both been to Indonesia before, so they agreed to share a taxi to get there. The taxi driver asked them where would he be taking them and they provided him with the location of their hotel. Soon enough, along the way to the hotel, they are engag…

The slippers This is more like a funny story not a joke to me. I'm not a native English speaker, so my English is not that well. Madurese, a tribe from Indonesia, are known to be very religious but, unfortunately, bad tempered and proud. (OP is Madurese) It goes like this: One day, a hillbilly Madurese and his wife went to perform a sacred pilgrimage to Mecca. At their arrival to the 8 floored hotel that they are supposed to be staying throughout the pilgrimage, they were told that their room wi…

Interview p.s: sorry about my english im not an native english speaker, this is the translation from my country joke (indonesia) A woman came to a job interview. Then the interviewer says: "You have 2 choices, do you prefer me to ask you 10 easy questions, or 1 difficult question?" After thinking for a while, the woman choose 1 difficult question. Then the interviewer asks: "Which came first, the night or the day?" Without even thinking, The woman answer:"THE NIGHT, Sir." Curious, The inte…

The Man who could only Drink Milk I know an old man who had lived a life full of adventure, but his health started to catch up with him. He'd run the Boston Marathon, was an avid surfer, and climbed Everest, but he'd started to have abdominal pains around his 85th birthday and went to see a doctor. Sadly, he ultimately was diagnosed with a rare degenerative liver disease that slowly made him allergic to everything he ate. He kept copious notes, and as an avid gastronomist slowly grew to despai…

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia? A Kraken-towa!

A Japanese bride was getting married in Indonesia. On her big day, she was preparing to walk down the aisle when she glanced down and behind at her outfit and whispered something in her father's ear. Suddenly he started panicking and shouting, and all of the guests ran screaming from the chapel. Ten minutes later, a jeep pulled up and three bush rangers carrying rifles and nets jumped down from the vehicle. They went up to the bride's father and said: "Right, where's the giant lizard?" The bride…