A Japanese bride was getting married in Indonesia. On her big day, she was preparing to walk down the aisle when she glanced down and behind at her outfit and whispered something in her father's ear. Suddenly he started panicking and shouting, and all of the guests ran screaming from the chapel. Ten minutes later, a jeep pulled up and three bush rangers carrying rifles and nets jumped down from the vehicle. They went up to the bride's father and said: "Right, where's the giant lizard?" The bride looked bewildered. "What giant lizard?" she asked. Her father said: "The one you told me about just as we were about to walk down the aisle." "No, father," said the bride, raising her eyes to the heavens. "Your hearing is getting worse. What I said was: 'Is my kimono draggin'?'"