China Jokes

Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad?","Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it. Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries? Father:That happens everywhere, son EVERYWHERE.

How do you end world hunger?,"Put Turkey in Greece to cook it then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?,"It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece and the breakup of China.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?,"[THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER].

If American dogs dig holes to China, where do Chinese dogs dig holes to?","Nowhere slaughterhouses have concrete floors.

How long is a china-man?,"Excuse the question mark ""How Long"" is in fact a china man.

What's the hottest thing in China right now? A Tibetan monk on fire.

Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it. Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries? Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China? Wonton-amo Bay

Why does China hate Digimon Fans? Because they recognise Ty won

Why does China care so much about money? They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Why don't they have phone books in China? Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

What country is the most fragile? China!

Why isn't anyone afraid of China? ....Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China? If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What do you call a guy from China who is confused? Disoriented.

Should America make China the 51st state so we can get better access to Chinese food? I'm so sick and tired of Panda Express.

Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China

Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why doesn't china have casinos? Because they hate Tibet.

How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China? They outsauced it.

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China? They ate all the dinosaurs

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China? The spelling.