Why dont they use phone books in China? Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.