Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

How come Chinese people dont have phone books? They have so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid someone will Wing the Wong number. Heard this on the disney channel a long time ago will never forget it for that reason. Sorry if its a re post.

Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.