Wong Jokes

If you date a Chinese girl and you don't want to meet her parents, you're doing it Wong.

ive learned that asians will always make Wong decisions when driving...

Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book? Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number

A white guy, a black guy, and a Chinese guy go to work at a coal mine. When they arrive the manager assigns each of them a task. The white guy, Frank, is in charge of digging. The black guy, Jamaal, is in charge of transportation. The Chinese guy, Wong, is in charge of supplies. They get to work and everything is going smoothly. Frank is digging up the coal at a rapid pace. Jamaal is quickly transporting the coal and the two have quite the efficient operation going. Slowly Frank's pick begins to…

If Donald Trump was Chinese, what would his name be? ...Wong.

Some guy calls a Chinese restaurant And asks the person on the phone, Caller: ""Hello, is Mr.Wing there?"" Chinese man:""No, he is not."" Caller: ""Is Mr.Wong there?"" Chinese man:""So sorry he is not here sir."" Caller: ""Well then, I must've winged the wong number.""

A joke from my grandpa. It's the second grade and class has just begun. Mrs. Wood is doing a spelling pre-test. Mrs. Wood: Mike, what does your dad do for work? Mike: My dad is a plumber. Mrs. Wood: Can you spell pipe? Mike: P-I-P-E. Mrs. Wood: Very good! Mrs. Wood: Wong, what does your dad do? Wong: My dad owns a clothes cleaner. Mrs. Wood: Can you spell shirt? Wong: S-H-I-I... Mrs. Wood: We'll get back to you on that, Wong! Next up is this little Italian kid, Vinny. Mrs. Wood: What does your d…

Mr. Lee Wong was a fisherman. He was a kind, honest, and generous person. He recently hired a man to help him fish. And the man suggested they try fishing in a secret spot he knew about. As they cast their nets in the hidden cove, the man said, ""Mr. Wong, I have a secret to tell. I am an evil man."" ""Oh? Why is that?"" asked Lee. ""Because, I have a pet sea monster. And I feed people to it. Just like you!"" And with that, he pushed Mr. Wong over the side of the boat. But Lee managed to grab th…

TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.

Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

what do you call a Chinese person with down syndrome? Som ting wong

Wong ho A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling ""Gama Su!, Gama Su!"". Hearing this, the Californian knew he ha…

My girlfriend says there's no difference between Asians and Caucasians. She really can't tell White from Wong.

How long is a battleship. True or false? Wong! How long is a China man.

""Hello, is this the number for Japanese food?"" ""No, it's Chinese. Sorry, Wong number.""

At first I thought the Chinese restaurant canceled my reservation... But then I realized I went to the Wong one.

A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon.""

1000 people gathered for the Wong family reunion In 2011, the city of Toronto played host to a massive family reunion unlike any seen before. All Chinese-Americans and Chinese-Canadians with the surname Wong were invited to meet distant relatives and celebrate their heritage. Over 1000 people were set to attend this well-publicized event. One couple arrived late to the event and got a little turned around in an unfamiliar city. They showed up at what they thought was the event, but it turned out…

Chinese Joke A baby is born with the ability to speak. He says, ""Granny!"" and Granny drops dead with shock. He says, ""Grandpa!"" and Grandpa drops dead with shock. He says, ""MaMa!"" and MaMa drops dead with shock. Then he says, ""DaDa!"", and what happens? Old Wong next door drops dead with shock.

In the Chinese version of ""Fight Club"" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time.

What did the asian couple name their black baby? Sum sing wong

A man is sick and goes to see a doctor... The first doctor he goes to is Caucasian. The doctor gives the man his diagnosis and the man leaves. The man then goes to another doctor. This second doctor, who happens to be asian, gives the man a completely different diagnosis. So which diagnosis is correct? Easy. One is white and one is wong.

The Chinese Phonebook China decided to make their own version of the Yellow Pages, but with all the Wings and Wongs, and Chans it was a mess. Finally they had decided to cancel the project people would Wing the Wong numbers.

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong