Literally no one wants to be on the phone with you less than the lady who answers the phone at a Chinese restaurant.

At first I thought the Chinese restaurant canceled my reservation... But then I realized I went to the Wong one.

On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss "Shhh, you want them to hear you?"

In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs.