The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 11 minutes without Internet.

My phone number is one digit off from a local restaurant's. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll take reservations.

The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.

*after 7 hours in a Chinese restaurant* Me to waiter: "Actually, do you think I could have a fork?"