Wong Jokes

What do 2 Chinese people call their black child Sum ting wong

A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong.

They are removing all the phones in china Seems too many Wings got the Wong number

I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number.

The Chinese police made an arrest today, but he wasn't charged. They arrested the Wong man.

If she's wong.... she cant be white.

How does the china man say ""wrong""? he says ""wong""

(Original)The Honest Chinese man A man in his early sixties visited Vietnam for his vacation. Upon clearing customs, the officer pulled him over to question him on his honesty: ""Mr. Wong, upon checking your travel documents we have found a mismatch in your immigration questionnaire and your passport record. You said you have visited Vietnam once in your past but your passport shows no such record. As an officer I cannot grant you entree unless you are being honest with us."" The Chinese man ins…

I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it ""That's so Wong!""

Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

A first grade teacher was having trouble... A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. Th…

Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong.

Asian Jokes are just wong

Benedict Cumberbatch and Benedict Wong are talking. Benedict Cumberbatch says "We have the same name!" Benedict Wong looks at him and says "Well, you're not Wong..."

Chinese Sick Leave Wong calls his boss in the morning telling him he was feeling sick and couldn't come to work.

I threw a Chinese guy down the stairs It was Wong on so many levels

A Chinese man wakes up on the beach with no memory. He says he thinks his name is Fred. But I think he might be Wong.

I threw a Chinese man down the stairs... It was Wong on so many levels.

I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?,"There are so many Wings and Wongs you might wing a wong number.

How come Chinese people dont have phone books?,"They have so many Wing's and Wong's they are afraid someone will Wing the Wong number. Heard this on the disney channel a long time ago will never forget it for that reason. Sorry if its a re post.

What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong

did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.