Wright Jokes

A man's best friend is sentenced to death by hanging The day James Wright is set to be executed his best friend waddled home and told his wife ""I don't want to hear about it, Wright was my best bud but I just want to go take a bath and have one night without the news or any senseless nagging"" His wife understads and says she'll put his dinner in the fridge As the man is drawing his bath his wife hears on the news that there has been a stay of execution issued and James will live a while longer…

hi im new here Im a noob I have been here for couple of days and man this place is so disgusting as for i m a 15 y.o kid. My brother was 'Wright'. Im too young for this shit *flies away on my 'flyer'* Um.. Do you get it? Read my name haha. I guess its funny lol

Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer? Because he's ""Wright"" all the time.

A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright.

There was a writer named Wright / And Mary had a little sheep There was a writer named Wright He asked his son to write Wright right He said ' Son, it is not right to write Wright as Rite Try to to write Wright Aright'. ___________________________ Mary had a little sheep And with that sheep she went to sleep That sheep turned out to be a ram Mary had a little lamb

Mr Wright (Slightly NSFW) Read this a while ago, still probably my favourite joke, and felt I should share it for those who haven't seen it before. A lawyer gets home after a long trial in which it was decided his client-Mr Wright-would be hanged later that night. He is greeted at the door by his wife. "You're home late. And you're tracking mud all over the place...For gods sake, take off your shoes!" "Look, I've had a hard day at work, can you just leave me alone?" After some mumbling from his…

Humans were never able to fly until we got it Wright.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?,"Wright yells ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.