Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court.

In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say "you've got mail". Pretty sure I've landed in 1998.

what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty