people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses

Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer? Because he's ""Wright"" all the time.

Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say ""Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"" You're welcome

So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting *dead Sirius*