A man's best friend is sentenced to death by hanging The day James Wright is set to be executed his best friend waddled home and told his wife ""I don't want to hear about it, Wright was my best bud but I just want to go take a bath and have one night without the news or any senseless nagging"" His wife understads and says she'll put his dinner in the fridge As the man is drawing his bath his wife hears on the news that there has been a stay of execution issued and James will live a while longer…

hi im new here Im a noob I have been here for couple of days and man this place is so disgusting as for i m a 15 y.o kid. My brother was 'Wright'. Im too young for this shit *flies away on my 'flyer'* Um.. Do you get it? Read my name haha. I guess its funny lol

Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer? Because he's ""Wright"" all the time.

A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong.