A first grade teacher was having trouble... A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. Th…

Majedar Chutkule: हंसने से हमारा खराब मूड तुरंत ठीक हो जाता है. टेंशन को दूर करने के लिए हंसना एक इंस्टेंट इलाज है. इसीलिए आपको हंसाने और गुदगुदाने के लिए हम लेकर आए हैं चुटकुलों का पिटारा. जिन्हें पढ़कर आपके चेहरे पर आ जाएगी प्यारी सी मुस्कान. > कर्मचारी- सर कुछ दिनों की छुट्टी चाहिए.बॉस- छुट्टी एक शर्त पर मिलेगी. ये बताओ कि 'कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा?'कर्मचारी- सर हो सकता है बाहुबली ने कटप्पा को छुट्टी नहीं दी हो.बॉस- कितने दिन की छुट्टी चाहिये?> टीचर (स्ट…

Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying "The court room sketch artist is so hunky."

"Smoking breaks" at work should be deducted from annually leave. We all have addictions, you don't see me leave a meeting to fry plantain