Chang Jokes

Immigration sercives designed a new Green Card test. Taking this new test was an Arab, a Chinese man, and a Mexican. They were told to meet a language requirement by using two provided words into a sentence. The agent first asks the Arab to use the words BLACK' and BLUE' in a sentence. He answers ""When the bad man rob my liquor store they take my money and beat me until my face was BLACK and BLUE"". ""Splendid"" says the agent, ""You pass"". Next, the Chinese man was asked to use the words RED'…

Three men stop for lunch on a construction site while working on the 10th floor. The first one, Chang from China says ""I am so bored with what I have been having for lunch. If I have noodles again for lunch, I am going to jump off the building"" And he opens his lunch to find noodles, and promptly jumps off the from the 10th floor to his death. Mario from Italy says ""I agree - I am so sick of pasta for lunch, if I find my lunch is pasta I will jump off the building and kill myself"" He opens h…

""Do you know what this is?"" Chang says, proudly showing off his new boat to his neighbor, Luigi. ""You a-bet I do,"" says Luigi. ""It's a junk."" Chang is incensed. ""How dare you insult my boat like that!?""

Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong.

Three men stop for lunch Three men stop for lunch on a construction site while working on the 10th floor. The first one, Chang from China says "I am so bored with what I have been having for lunch. If I have noodles again for lunch, I am going to jump off the building" And he opens his lunch to find noodles, and promptly jumps off the from the 10th floor to his death. Mario from Italy says "I agree - I am so sick of pasta for lunch, if I find my lunch is pasta I will jump off the building and…