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Immigration sercives designed a new Green Card test. Taking this new test was an Arab, a Chinese man, and a Mexican. They were told to meet a language requirement by using two provided words into a sentence. The agent first asks the Arab to use the words BLACK' and BLUE' in a sentence. He answers ""When the bad man rob my liquor store they take my money and beat me until my face was BLACK and BLUE"". ""Splendid"" says the agent, ""You pass"". Next, the Chinese man was asked to use the words RED' and WHITE'. He answers, ""My cousin Chang he make lotta money. He sell WHITE roses for price of RED roses"". ""Wonderful"" says the agent, ""You pass"". Lastly comes the Mexican. The agent asks him to use the words GREEN' and Yellow' in a sentence. He confidently answers ""Somebody call to me on phone, GREEN GREEN, YELLOW?'"".

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