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So much for being invincible. It was a warm, sunny day as Mario was relaxing in the cafe area of a favorite restaurant of his, enjoying a cappucino. Toad strolls up to him and says ""Mario, look at this!"" He pulls a Starman out of his pocket and continues, ""As long as you hold this, nothing can hurt you!"" Taken aback but nonetheless pleasantly surprised by the gift, Mario rushes home to show Princess Peach. Before entering his home however, Mario hears moans coming from an open window near th…

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Three men stop for lunch on a construction site while working on the 10th floor. The first one, Chang from China says ""I am so bored with what I have been having for lunch. If I have noodles again for lunch, I am going to jump off the building"" And he opens his lunch to find noodles, and promptly jumps off the from the 10th floor to his death. Mario from Italy says ""I agree - I am so sick of pasta for lunch, if I find my lunch is pasta I will jump off the building and kill myself"" He opens h…

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Three men stop for lunch Three men stop for lunch on a construction site while working on the 10th floor. The first one, Chang from China says "I am so bored with what I have been having for lunch. If I have noodles again for lunch, I am going to jump off the building" And he opens his lunch to find noodles, and promptly jumps off the from the 10th floor to his death. Mario from Italy says "I agree - I am so sick of pasta for lunch, if I find my lunch is pasta I will jump off the building and…

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