So much for being invincible. It was a warm, sunny day as Mario was relaxing in the cafe area of a favorite restaurant of his, enjoying a cappucino. Toad strolls up to him and says ""Mario, look at this!"" He pulls a Starman out of his pocket and continues, ""As long as you hold this, nothing can hurt you!"" Taken aback but nonetheless pleasantly surprised by the gift, Mario rushes home to show Princess Peach. Before entering his home however, Mario hears moans coming from an open window near th…

when I kiss a guy who has a mustache I'll close my eyes and pretend he's either Mario or Luigi, depending on his height

Princess: U alone? Luigi: Ya. Mario lookin 4 u underwater. P: lol. wut? L: ya idk. meet up? P: sure. go-karts L: k i'll bring bananas

Poor Luigi when his parents were all, "This is Mario, we also call him 'Super Mario'. And this Luigi, we also call him 'Player 2'.