Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book? Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number

Some guy calls a Chinese restaurant And asks the person on the phone, Caller: ""Hello, is Mr.Wing there?"" Chinese man:""No, he is not."" Caller: ""Is Mr.Wong there?"" Chinese man:""So sorry he is not here sir."" Caller: ""Well then, I must've winged the wong number.""

Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.