How come Chinese people dont have phone books? They have so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid someone will Wing the Wong number. Heard this on the disney channel a long time ago will never forget it for that reason. Sorry if its a re post.

Why dont they use phone books in China? Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book? Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number

Some guy calls a Chinese restaurant And asks the person on the phone, Caller: ""Hello, is Mr.Wing there?"" Chinese man:""No, he is not."" Caller: ""Is Mr.Wong there?"" Chinese man:""So sorry he is not here sir."" Caller: ""Well then, I must've winged the wong number.""