How come Chinese people dont have phone books?,"They have so many Wing's and Wong's they are afraid someone will Wing the Wong number. Heard this on the disney channel a long time ago will never forget it for that reason. Sorry if its a re post.

Why dont they use phone books in China? Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.