Mr Wong Jokes

Mr. Lee Wong was a fisherman. He was a kind, honest, and generous person. He recently hired a man to help him fish. And the man suggested they try fishing in a secret spot he knew about. As they cast their nets in the hidden cove, the man said, ""Mr. Wong, I have a secret to tell. I am an evil man."" ""Oh? Why is that?"" asked Lee. ""Because, I have a pet sea monster. And I feed people to it. Just like you!"" And with that, he pushed Mr. Wong over the side of the boat. But Lee managed to grab th…

family problems Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, The Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, But definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents... 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, So I think we will name him... Sum Ting Wong

Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white"".

A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon.""

Mr Wong goes to the Eye Doctor... Mr Wong goes to the Eye Doctor. He tells the Dr ""I cannot see where."" The doctor gives him an exam and says ""Mr Wong, I know what your problem is. You have cataracts."" Mr Wong replies angrily ""No sir!! I drive Rincoln Continentor!!""

(Original)The Honest Chinese man A man in his early sixties visited Vietnam for his vacation. Upon clearing customs, the officer pulled him over to question him on his honesty: ""Mr. Wong, upon checking your travel documents we have found a mismatch in your immigration questionnaire and your passport record. You said you have visited Vietnam once in your past but your passport shows no such record. As an officer I cannot grant you entree unless you are being honest with us."" The Chinese man ins…

A Chinese couple named Mr. and Mrs. Wong went to the hospital to have a baby... Mrs. Wong had the baby soon after they arrived, and after they got to see their child, a nurse took it away for medical examinations. When she returned, she was carrying a white baby, not an Asian one. Mr. Wong was surprised and a little annoyed at the mistake and curtly told the nurse to go back and get their actual baby. The nurse insisted that it was the correct child, but Mr. Wong was positive that a mistake had…

A Chinese man dies and goes to hell He arrives in time for Hell orientation. As he walks into the orientation room, he looks around and finds an empty seat and sits down. The orientation staff woman starts off the meeting with a roll-call: "Do we have Mr. Johnson present?" "Here," says a man. "Mr. Smith?" "Present," responds another man. "What about Mr. Wong?" The Chinese man replies, "Here," just as another Chinese man raises his hand says, "Here," as well. "Oh my," says the orientati…