Mr. Lee Wong was a fisherman. He was a kind, honest, and generous person. He recently hired a man to help him fish. And the man suggested they try fishing in a secret spot he knew about. As they cast their nets in the hidden cove, the man said, ""Mr. Wong, I have a secret to tell. I am an evil man."" ""Oh? Why is that?"" asked Lee. ""Because, I have a pet sea monster. And I feed people to it. Just like you!"" And with that, he pushed Mr. Wong over the side of the boat. But Lee managed to grab th…

family problems Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, The Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, But definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents... 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, So I think we will name him... Sum Ting Wong

Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white"".

A man is sick and goes to see a doctor... The first doctor he goes to is Caucasian. The doctor gives the man his diagnosis and the man leaves. The man then goes to another doctor. This second doctor, who happens to be asian, gives the man a completely different diagnosis. So which diagnosis is correct? Easy. One is white and one is wong.