A Chinese man dies and goes to hell
He arrives in time for Hell orientation. As he walks into the orientation room, he looks around and finds an empty seat and sits down. The orientation staff woman starts off the meeting with a roll-call:
"Do we have Mr. Johnson present?"
"Here," says a man.
"Mr. Smith?"
"Present," responds another man.
"What about Mr. Wong?"
The Chinese man replies, "Here," just as another Chinese man raises his hand says, "Here," as well.
"Oh my," says the orientati…