Benedict Cumberbatch Jokes

Benedict Cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat.

we need a cold and annoying genius type, who should we cast? [Benedict Cumberbatch claws at the office window] hmmm who to cast? [he meows]

"And the award for Most British Name goes to..." *Benedict Cumberbatch takes a sip of gin with his eyes closed* "Helena Bonha-" *spews*

What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch

What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game? Homogeneous.

Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means ""Blessed batch of cucumbers"" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles

Benedict Cumberbatch announced that he's really well known now To which I say ""No shit, Sherlock.""

I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007 Then I could call him Benedict ""Q"" Cumberbatch.

Benedict Cumberbatch and Benedict Wong are talking. Benedict Cumberbatch says "We have the same name!" Benedict Wong looks at him and says "Well, you're not Wong..."

What is it called when Benedict Cumberbatch is constipated? No shit Sherlock.

The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... ""Benedict Cumberbatch.""

What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer

What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock