Benedict Cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat.

we need a cold and annoying genius type, who should we cast? [Benedict Cumberbatch claws at the office window] hmmm who to cast? [he meows]

"And the award for Most British Name goes to..." *Benedict Cumberbatch takes a sip of gin with his eyes closed* "Helena Bonha-" *spews*

What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch