did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make "Wong" decisions!