A joke from my grandpa. It's the second grade and class has just begun. Mrs. Wood is doing a spelling pre-test. Mrs. Wood: Mike, what does your dad do for work? Mike: My dad is a plumber. Mrs. Wood: Can you spell pipe? Mike: P-I-P-E. Mrs. Wood: Very good! Mrs. Wood: Wong, what does your dad do? Wong: My dad owns a clothes cleaner. Mrs. Wood: Can you spell shirt? Wong: S-H-I-I... Mrs. Wood: We'll get back to you on that, Wong! Next up is this little Italian kid, Vinny. Mrs. Wood: What does your d…

Chinese Joke A baby is born with the ability to speak. He says, ""Granny!"" and Granny drops dead with shock. He says, ""Grandpa!"" and Grandpa drops dead with shock. He says, ""MaMa!"" and MaMa drops dead with shock. Then he says, ""DaDa!"", and what happens? Old Wong next door drops dead with shock.

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