Did you know that animals make a different sounds depending what part of the world you are in....? For example, in China, Dogs makes a sizzling sound! *I know I am going to hell for this but this was an old joke that was told to me. *

In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth. Everything else was made in China.

Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell

A Jew in China So a Rabbi goes on a business trip to China. After a brief search he finds the local Synagogue. He walks in, and asks one of the members ""When is Mincha?(afternoon prayers). The man looks at him and says: ""You Jew? Funny. You no rook Jew.""