My friend lived in China for a long time, this was the only joke that he heard that made sense in English. Xi went to Guangxi and spoke with the governor about the fine people of China. The governor: Fine people...I don't know. Xi: I will show you. Hey you! Come here! What do you do? Farmer: I'm a farmer. Xi: Let me ask you, if you had two houses, would you give one to the government? Without hesitation the farmer says yes.. Xi turns to the governor who isn't convinced. Xi asks: if you ha…

Why did the retired German soldier become a horse doctor? Because he was a Veteran Aryan

Who is the only higher ranked officer in the Chicken Army above Colonel Sanders? General Tso.

They asked a chicken in which country it will prefer to live? The chicken replied - ""In China!