What do you call a Nazi who left the war to become an animal doctor? A Veteran Aryan

What is the difference between an animal doctor and a retired Nazi? One is a veterinarian, and the other is a Veteran Aryan.

Talking Dog A woman walks into the store and sees a flyer. ""Talking Dog Looking for a New Home. $10"" The woman thinks ""this is interesting, I should go check it out."" So she goes to the address listed and asks to see the dog. The owner brings her to the back yard where a black Lab is sitting in front of a dog house. The woman goes up and says Hi. ""Hello, how are you?"" says the dog in perfect English. ""Wow, you can talk!"" the woman says. ""Yes,"" says the dog. ""I learned how to talk when…

A hare, a fox, and a bear have to get their physical exam for the military draft However, they all don't want to join the army. The hare is called first by the doctor. So he says to his friends: ""I really don't want to join the army, we have think of something, quick!"" They all think for a moment, then the bear suggests: ""What if we cut off you ears; a hare without its ears will never pass the test."" They all agree that it's a great idea and cut off the hare's ears. And he goes into the doct…