A hare, a fox, and a bear have to get their physical exam for the military draft However, they all don't want to join the army. The hare is called first by the doctor. So he says to his friends: ""I really don't want to join the army, we have think of something, quick!"" They all think for a moment, then the bear suggests: ""What if we cut off you ears; a hare without its ears will never pass the test."" They all agree that it's a great idea and cut off the hare's ears. And he goes into the doctor's office. Ten minutes later he comes back jumping in the air: ""It worked guys, I don't have to join the army!"" They all high-five. Then, the fox is called by the doctor. ""Guys, I also don't want to join the army!"" So they decide to cut off the fox's tail, because, they argue, what is a fox without its tail? And the fox goes into the doctor's office with confidence. Ten minutes later, he comes back happy as well. They all high-five. Next up is the bear: ""Oh no, fellas, I'm so scared, we have to think of something"". The fox has an idea: ""What if we knock out all your teeth? A bear without it's teeth isn't scary at all!"" Great idea, so they start hammering on the bear's face. And he enters the doctor's office. Ten minutes later, he comes back all happy, with his face still covered in blood. The hare and the fox ask: ""So, what the doctor say?"" The bear replies with a lisp: ""Thse doctsor ssaid I'm tsoo fat!""