Talking Dog A woman walks into the store and sees a flyer. ""Talking Dog Looking for a New Home. $10"" The woman thinks ""this is interesting, I should go check it out."" So she goes to the address listed and asks to see the dog. The owner brings her to the back yard where a black Lab is sitting in front of a dog house. The woman goes up and says Hi. ""Hello, how are you?"" says the dog in perfect English. ""Wow, you can talk!"" the woman says. ""Yes,"" says the dog. ""I learned how to talk when I was 4 weeks old. The CIA found out about me soon after and hired me as a spy. I've sat in secret meetings with Heads of State, observed planned military coups, you name it."" ""Oh, wow!"" the woman says. ""Yeah, then I retired from that work and got hired by casinos to catch cheaters. Nobody ever suspected a dog when they discussed their schemes."" ""Interesting,"" said the woman. ""And when I was done with that, I worked with NGOs in war torn countries to deliver food and water to affected people,"" said the dog. The woman went back to the owner and said ""That is a fascinating dog you have there. But I must ask, why only $10?"" ""Because he's such a liar,"" said the owner. ""He didn't do any of that shit.""