Why did the retired German soldier become a horse doctor? Because he was a Veteran Aryan

A kid walks into a pharmacy and asks the doctor if he has something to counter viagra. Doctor gets confused and asks: -Son, every man asks for viagra, why are you asking for something to counter it? Kid says: -My grandpa died and we can't close the casket.

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic He put up a sign outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000." Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000, so, he went to the clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me? Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please b…

Who said he wanted to? An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, *"To what do you attribute your good health?"* The old timer said, *"I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good shape.   I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."* The doctor said, *"Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?"* The old timer said, *"Wh…