Who said he wanted to? An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, *"To what do you attribute your good health?"* The old timer said, *"I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."* The doctor said, *"Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?"* The old timer said, *"Who said my father's dead?"* The doctor said, *"You mean you're 80 years old and your father is still alive? How old is he?"* The old timer said, *"He's 100 years old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning. That's why he's still alive, he's a golfer."* The doctor said, *"Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your grandfather? How old was he when he died?"* The old timer said, *"Who said my grandpa's dead?"* The doctor said, *"You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"* The old timer said, *"He's 118 years old."* The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, *"I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"* The old timer said, *"No...Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got married."* The doctor said in amazement, *"Got married!! Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"* The old timer shot back, *"Who said he wanted to?"*